The Pear Drax Incident

Upon entry of the classroom... there were retards already present for school. Now taking a seat, Mike along with Ron (were not considered the retards to me) walked through the bright yellow curry doors of VBHC.

Midway walking to their seats, there was a sexy black bag with Pear Drax in it, a sexy purple champagne looking bottle. Both Mike and Ron thought the best idea would be to push eachother onto the table tumbling over the sexy glass bottle of Pear Drax in the sexy black bag. You could see the devilish grin in my face as I saw the sexy black bag falling to the ground onto the cap of the Pear Drax bottle. Boom, bottle cap shot off and Viv or Mike (not quite sure who it was since this was quite a while ago) directed the bottle the wall, floor and ceiling (what a smart idea) which obviously made a mess everywhere and made the classroom sticky, well, the teachers desk, around that area.

A bucket and mop was immediately ordered from the poor janitors. Now cleaning the mess, Viv decided to drink some of the Pear Drax from the now broken bottle (what a hard earned reward). There comes Matt clomping his way to class, astonished on how this all happened. Still in shock he picked up the Pear Drax bottle and dropped it (wow.) the whole bottom of it shattered, causing another mess (i am tired of this).

Now all cleaned, the form teacher for our class arrives and deals with involved students accordingly (Matt, Mike and Ron was lucky let off with a warning. Long live Viv...)